Finally saw the paper.

[Here, the writing gets darker]

It's fucking sick.

I'm going to kill them. I'm going to hunt them down, and I'm going to kill them. See how these bastards like being tortured with their own fucking wands, huh?

Dammit.

Real funny, assholes. Y'all are lucky it's almost the end of the year and I'm feeling generous, because if I find out who did it, I'm going to pound you.

((He's mostly been trying to keep his robes closed over it, but some people might still have noticed-- Alfred's shirt just says "FATASS." Also tags may be delayed this weekend.))

You guys, now that I'm better, we're gonna get to the bottom of this, and that thief is so totally going down. They can't just get away with stealing [scribbles here] other peoples' stuff!

Oh. And whoever it was in the prefects' bathroom when I find you find out who you are you are going to be so sorry you know what I mean. You're so freaking ( Read more... )

[Private to Fin and Maron//Hackable (if you've been wondering why he's been quiet for so long)]

I'm okay. I can't come back 'til tomorrow though.

[/Private]

((ooc: Backdated to the afternoon after Fin's post. The 10th I think?))

Daine Botan I protected the kittens Everyone's okay, right? I hate it

I don't think I had one of those evil twin things. I mean, not more than usual. What was their deal, anyway? Even the girls had those stupid-looking goatees. I liked the pokemon lots better.

Fin, you wanna do something?

((ooc: Strikes are just scribbled over, you can ( Read more... )

[Private//Easily Hackable]

Right as we got in the freaking door. I'm surprised he even waited until we were out of the freaking train station.

He should be happy I even came home at all. I wasn't going to, you know. I didn't have to.

It's not like I even got hurt that bad. Like it's my fault anyway ( Read more... )

Someone reall [And suddenly we are interrupted by an ink blot.]

Holy crap! [... And another one.]

Merl [INK EVERYWHERE.]

[Voice]

What the hell!?